It is infuriating that I live just far enough outside of madison to make fast food impossible to get. Burger King: FAR. Hardees: FAR. Culvers: FAR. Wendys: FAR. Theres a Mcdonalds like a 15-20 minute drive away. but its not ever a real one. its a McDonald's "express." I shudder to think what happens when the already substandard food is rushed further. There's a Hardee's bilboard advertising their shakes on Hwy 12 toward Cambridge, but the nearest Hardees are 20 miles away.

I don't want to spend any more on gas and all I want is a fucking hamburger.