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Thursday, August 25, 2005

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I've had these adidas for four years and they are still the most comfortable shoes i own.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

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BEES. This is the rail outside my door. They appear to be starting a hive. I am scared shitless.

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Oh she is mad!

Monday, August 22, 2005

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The only munchies that give you the munchies.

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Garbage truck dumped all over the road on the far west side of Madison. this was taken while driving past.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

JavaScript RSS Box Viewer 1.0RC

JavaScript RSS Box Viewer 1.0RC

this is an awesome little reader than you can just slap into a web page. super simple. i put digg's feed on powet games, might follow suit with slash dot as well..

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In Detroit again on the way back to Madison. we had a late night in the ghetto but everything is fine now. Als car is still there unfortunatly. look, STICKERS

Saturday, August 20, 2005

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Als car died. we are in the middle of the city and i have to poop so bad.

Its the middle of the night and all we want is a store to buy an extra bag to take on the plane. it has never been so hard to find a walmart.

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DC metro!

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Thats a lotta beer

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Dik Dik

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Oral

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Al elephant

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Museum

Friday, August 19, 2005

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Scarlet Ibis

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SHARK!

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Gay Street, Baltimore MD

Baltimore is having a bit of rain, and with no car and the only transportation being the water taxi, we're kinda grounded until it gives up a bit. The goals today are the aquarium (which is open late) and the art museum.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

I am drinkin! this guy here has the worst laugh ever but booze eases the pain.

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Creepy

Otakon in town. NERDS EVERYWHERE.

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Right out of her hand!

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From left to right duck gull and pigeon

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Apparently Baltimore has a Trapeze school

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Baltimore inner harbor from the water taxi

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Al drives us over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

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Yep.

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The mighty claw of God. or maybe Aquaman

Score! A box in mom's garage yeilds cds I thought I lost years ago and my entire Super NES collection.

Monday, August 15, 2005

You're all right mate!

Can't get crab chips is Wisconsin.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Its very late and we're finally leaving.

Elk arse

We're at Hershey park. second ride we went on it rained and we've been wet all day. i also failed to win a good prize at the dumb ball game.

Chilli dog lunch

The tour is boring.

Rutgedore J Haystacks: Veteran of the war of 1812, and inventor of the lampshade

Damn! This place is fancy!

Saturday, August 13, 2005

I asked if this has dairy. they dont know. I am starving.

Jelly beans

I dont know why i thought Baltimore wouldnt be as hot as Madison. Its hotter and way more humid! I will not leave this air conditioner.

Not barking. Yawning.

Willy Don Crab. I don't get it.

Friday, August 12, 2005

No one will move. you have a better luck playing pick up sticks with your buttcheeks than getting out of here.

Baby on the plane. MURDER. KILL. JUST STOP SCREAMING.

Did you hear? i live at the Detroit airport now! i will never leave

Nasty as fuck.

We're BORED. We should have brought sleeping pills. time for a drink. or at least a snack. so very hungry.

Detroit Rock Shitty.

Captain's log, supplemental: the away team has located a venue for smoking but a long wait and possible hunger pangs threaten to hamper progress.

We's in Detroit. Rumours persist of a delay... yeah we gotta kill two and a half hours here now

At the airport now, on the way to Baltimore. I feel sooooo much safer now that they took our lighters and searched the nun. Detroit is rough.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Rampage: Total Destructiont looks like a long overdue revamp of whay was honestly one of my favorite arcade games ever. 3 players meant my brother, my dad, and myself could all play at the same time when we hit the arcade. Heh, one time we found a broken parking meter and releived it of about 20 bucks in quarters probably blew all of them on Rampage.
I always ate the toilet, even though it was bad for you.

at long last

The return of MARTIN SARGENT.

Monday, August 08, 2005

In the car. In the dark.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

I just helped my friend RJK with his blog tonight. as you can plainly see, I took this and made it better.

Friday, August 05, 2005


It is infuriating that I live just far enough outside of madison to make fast food impossible to get. Burger King: FAR. Hardees: FAR. Culvers: FAR. Wendys: FAR. Theres a Mcdonalds like a 15-20 minute drive away. but its not ever a real one. its a McDonald's "express." I shudder to think what happens when the already substandard food is rushed further. There's a Hardee's bilboard advertising their shakes on Hwy 12 toward Cambridge, but the nearest Hardees are 20 miles away.

I don't want to spend any more on gas and all I want is a fucking hamburger.

Bush watching the launch
Heh, you'd think the president could get a better TV.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

still too goddamn hot.

I had a physical today and got a clean bill of health. the doctor's office was relaxing and air conditioned.

fuck its hot.

Monday, August 01, 2005

a google image search for "its too hot" yeilds this rockhopper penguin.


in other news, IT IS TOO HOT. christ its hot. its so hot I took a cold shower and have been sitting directly in front of a fan for 3 hours.